Now, this new investigation Raoul announced the other day is supposed to take a look at “possible patterns or practices of unconstitutional or unlawful policing by the Joliet Police Department,” which sounds like it could be pretty serious.

The shuttered water park would be great for synchronized swimming and regular swimming and diving and water polo, as long as there aren’t too many semitrailers parked in the lot and the athletes are able to get into the facility.