the breed of vampire I love the most is probably always going to be the nasty, gross, horrifying, truly monstrous vamp. The ones with appalling table manners and atrocious hygiene, who could never seduce or charm, who prove that sometimes immortality comes at too high of a price.

Even as cash bail formally ended in Illinois Monday, its proponents couldn’t stop banging the rhetorical drum.

What is your favorite homemade cookie?